Even though I am, as usual, in the sort of position where I could do with losing a bit of weight, I've just eaten 43,000,000 walnuts. This was, I believe, a stress response to the fact that I was putting on my right shoe this morning when a black widow scuttled out of it and I had the sinking realization that, no matter how sophisticated the available software, I will never be a talented enough sound designer to replicate the noise I made.
